Jessica Moe

Well, Wednesday night was the first night in quite some time that I actually saw my husband.  We went out to dinner and had the opportunity to talk about things that have been going on…then we decided to go to a movie to get a few laughs in because we really needed a good laugh together.

(Hu, by the way is my new nickname for husband like bo is for boyfriend)…So hu and I saw the movie Knocked Up and it was absolutely hysterical–one of the funniest scenes was when the roommates of the main guy (the knocker of the knocked up pair) answer the door and all of them have conjunctivitis…How’d you get pink eye? he asks, and the one guy responds…”You get pink eye when you get poo particles in your eye…” apparently they had all farted on each other’s pillows…and, well…you get the picture.  Ok, I know..it’s potty humor…but their big swollen puffy eyes were so funny!

So, anyways, we went home and went to bed and I woke up the next morning to find that I couldn’t open my left eye!  Yeah, you got it…it was “glued” shut.  You see, just before I went to meet “you know hu” I had a good idea. I wanted to buy a pair of black sunglasses to match my work attire that is basically black with some splashes of color.  I went shopping and found some at Ross. I popped them on and none of them worked so off I left…but apparently I brought along an eye infection and so the morning after laughing hysterically at the two guys with pink eye, I myself have been afflicted.

So, a word to the wise…don’t try on sunglasses in stores…or bring those handy wipes…this thing is super painful. I don’t know how I dealt with it as a kid.