Police: Butts Swiped Toilet Paper From Court
Woman Admits Theft To TV Station
Courthouse employees said they thought something was up.
“They said they seem to go through a lot of toilet paper at the courthouse,” said Marshalltown Police Chief Lon Walker.
Marshalltown police said one of the employees caught Suzanne Marie Butts, of Marshalltown, taking the two-ply from the women’s bathroom and called police.
The courthouse parking lot attendant said he knew about toilet paper going missing.
“I’ve heard they call it the toilet paper caper,” said parking lot attendant Gene Seim.
Police said they caught up with Butts outside the courthouse Friday, and she was hiding the toilet paper in her shirt.
Butts told Iowa TV station KCCI that it was the first time she had stolen toilet paper and that her attorney said not talk.
“He told me not to ask any questions until he’s with me,” Butts said.
The courthouse workers told police they suspected something was up.
“She’s facing three years incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper,” Walker said. “Normally, that would be a simple misdemeanor.”
Police said that on Friday, Butts was arrested on charges of stealing $30 from a family member. That makes four theft charges against her. A judge will decide what punishment fits this crime.
So…many…funny…parts…so…little…time!!!
Seriously… TIME for stealing toilet paper?! And how appropriate is it that her last name is BUTTS?! Did someone MAKE this up?! OK, does no one see that maybe she NEEDS the toilet paper and she figures at least her TAXES help pay for the tp at the court house?! Clearly, she stole $30 from family to get the gas money to get to said court house… it’s not like she stole her FAMILY’S tp! Let’s get some perspective people! lol
OMG…wow…ok, I just can’t say anything more. Marshalltown is way too close to home to be harboring such widespread stupidity. No wonder there are so many violent crimes going unsolved, when people like this are wiping out the available man-power of the authorities and flushing it away on crimes worth less than their court dates will cost the public.